Even though you can't pay your bills, you don't have a job, and you're being harrassed by lenders, you should "remain flexible"

I love it. Five College presidents met in Troy to discuss concerns about graduates with excessive debt. These (cough, cough) geniuses are encouraging concerned graduates to be "flexible." One of them even suggested returning (yes! I'm not kidding) to graduate school. That apparently got the crowd laughing. Haha. I'm laughing too. Especially after reading emails from desperate people. It's hilarious. I'm glad these presidents had sagely things to add about the student lending crisis.

Reporters added that even Mr. Chuckles was all laughs during much of the round table discussion. Shortly thereafter he tore the face off of one of the Presidents and had to be put down.